Traffic is Rad!: Fun Things to do in Traffic

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Bored of sitting in traffic all day? Do you feel like you have no soul and are a slave to society? You said it again! Now you no longer must deal with an aching back and droopy eyes when you drive with these amazing ideas to make your daily commute less of a hassle and more of a hassle!

Silver bullet solutions like taking transit and riding a bike are an encroachment to our constitutional rights! America promises us life and liberty and a pursuit of individualism. Being trapped in a car and locked from the outside world is the best way to make sure our prying government does not violate our rights!

This is the ultimate boredom buster and guidebook to life for car worshipers. Read now! It only reinforces what you believe in!