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HASHTAGS FROM HOTH - The Unofficial Snarky Live Tweeting Parody of The Empire Strikes Back (TWITTER BATTLE BOOK Book 2) Kindle Edition

by Russell Corey (Author) Format: Kindle Edition
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Twitter Battle Book sequel to Tweets From Tatooine, Hashtags from Hoth is a parody of The Empire Strikes Back told in snarky tweets.

@CommanderLukeSkywalker
Did you ever see the movie THE HANGOVER? That is so me right now. Woke up hanging upside down in an ice cave and can’t remember anything. Roommate is no help. He’s just like, I’m eating, don’t bother me.

@CommanderLukeSkywalkerGreat, my roommate has his girlfriend Wampa over here…AGAIN! Like, at what point is she going to start paying a third of the rent? Seriously, this is where she sleeps, eats and studies for her paralegal degree, which she has to tell everyone she is getting.

@PrincessLeiaOrganaOh, so two X-Wings per transport ship doesn't work for you? Well, how about we go with one X-Wing then? How's that suit you? Any more punk ass bitches got something to say? Didn’t think so. #OrganaDontPlay

@WedgeAntilles
Okay, admit it. Who has stopped fighting and is just watching that little chicken AT-AT walker just running around on 2 legs?So Cute! It's like it's bring your kid to work day for one of the AT-AT Walkers.
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  5. Publication date
    August 1, 2019
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  • ASIN ‏ : ‎ B07W15ZC2T
  • Publication date ‏ : ‎ August 1, 2019
  • Language ‏ : ‎ English
  • File size ‏ : ‎ 27820 KB
  • Text-to-Speech ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • Screen Reader ‏ : ‎ Supported
  • Enhanced typesetting ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • X-Ray ‏ : ‎ Not Enabled
  • Word Wise ‏ : ‎ Not Enabled
  • Sticky notes ‏ : ‎ On Kindle Scribe
  • Print length ‏ : ‎ 101 pages
  • Customer Reviews:
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Russell Corey

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I worked for The Walt Disney Company for 13 wonderful years. I moved away from Los Angeles to raise my family in Portland, Oregon.

I have two novels on Amazon that I hope you enjoy. If you read them, I'd love to hear what you think, so please leave a review.

A UNIVERSE APART, a sci-fi story about an alien that comes across an abandoned human baby durning the invasion of Earth. The alien soldier decides to save the baby's life, by taking it back to his home world and raising it as his son.

I WANT MY MTV: History 1983-84. A nostalgic look back at high school in the 1980s.

My biggest influence as a written currently is Ernest Cline. After reading READY PLAYER ONE, I learned that novels could be fun and cool and didn't have to be dark and depressing.

I've also posted several of my screenplays on Kindle as well.

MAN CAVE - Three modern day feminized guys are celebrating in their friend's new man cave when they are suddenly transported to the ultimate world of masculinity where they must prove their manhood before they are able to return home to their normal lives.

VACATION HOME - Conservative red state family rents a Malibu beach house for their daughter’s wedding, only to discover that when they get there it was an Internet rental scam and the left coast liberal elite couple that lives there has no idea who they are.

ZOOBOTIC - Zoobotic is a theme park containing robotic recreations of the world's most dangerous apex predators. The lifelike robots are completely docile, allowing the guests to have hands on encounters with tigers, lions, sharks and even mythical creatures like Big Foot. The park has a malfunction and the creatures attack the guests.

eRay - Video of an epic fail marriage proposal goes viral and turns the unlucky in love Ray Webber into an Internet darling sought out by thousands of women.

My Favorite Books are:

READY PLAYER ONE

GREAT EXPECTATIONS

JURRASIC PARK

THE MARTIAN

DOG STAR

FUZZY NATION

CATCHER IN THE RYE

SKYWALKING

ARMADA

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Mark Wayne McGinnis

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