ALIEN ADOPTION

And you thought your parents were weird. So, I just found out my adoptive dad is an alien that helped lead an invasion of Earth eighteen years ago that killed 7 billion people. Don’t get me wrong, I still love the guy for saving me as an abandoned baby, but this does complicate things. Not to mention the fact, that I think I’m in love with this kick-ass warrior that totally wants me to join her crusade for justice against the aliens.