The Moctezuman: A SciFi Horror Comedy (Lunch Reads Book 1)

What Readers Are Saying About the Series:  ★★★★★ "...hilarious and strange, and absolutely a great read." - Reader Review    
"Each story hooked me immediately, took me on a wild adventure and left me wanting more." - SciFi & Scary Review (Five star review)
  ★★★★★ "Absurdity meets horror in an unanticipatedly delightful way." -  Reader Review
  
The MOCTEZUMAN is "The Martian meets The Evil Dead... at the end of the Aztec Empire." Two scifi horror short stories from an Ancient Alien visitor.

I wish he'd hurry up and sacrifice me, like I planned it. Otherwise I might die in this dank temple. But here he stands, nephew to the emperor of a quarter-million Aztec warriors, and Moctezuma does the one thing I don't want: he waits.

I've been locked up on this planet too long. If I don't get home soon, I'll be one dead alien. All I really need is for Moctezuma to drag me up to the altar, pluck out my beating heart, maybe coat his forearms with my blood if he has time.

Is that so much to ask?

I wonder...Maybe Moctezuma knows what I really am. I mean, I look human. At least I think I got all the head-holes in the right places.

But what if Moctezuma knows about the ancient astronauts?

What if, this time, my adventure is over?

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This ebook (now a free audio production at The Overcast Podcast) also includes one bonus story: An award-winning scifi/horror tale about a lost firefighter in the wilds of Nevada, "A Long, Quiet Burn"