My Mum is a Loser (The Barry Loser Series)

Look! Another keel short story by me, Barry Loser, the best book-writer in the whole wide world amen!
This one is about my mum and her tea towel. And there's also a bit about a giant robot octopus.
Praise for my other book, I am not a Loser, which is about 8 million times longer than this one: ‘Brilliant’ – My mum ‘Amazing’ – Also my mum