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Sloppy Seconds: The Tucker Max Leftovers Kindle Edition

by Tucker Max (Author) Format: Kindle Edition
4.1 4.1 out of 5 stars 2,358 ratings
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Tucker Max’s books—I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell, Assholes Finish First, and Hilarity Ensues—are a uniquely engaging trilogy composed of his best, craziest stories. They’ve sold millions of copies to fans all over the world. Their success has meant his success.

As a thank you to those who have loved the stories and supported him for so long, Tucker has gone back through his massive archive of material one last time, culled out what you might call the “best of the rest,” and arranged it here, in Sloppy Seconds, like a book version of Deleted Scenes.

Unlike most deleted scenes, however, these don’t suck. So enjoy.
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Tucker Max received his BA with highest honors from the University of Chicago in 1998, and attended Duke Law School on an academic scholarship, where he graduated with a JD in 2001. His first book, "I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell," is a #1 NY Times Best Seller, has spent over 150 weeks on the NY Times Best Seller List over five calendar years, and has sold over 1 million copies. He has also been credited with being the originator and leader of the literary genre, "fratire," and was nominated to Time Magazine's 100 Most Influential List in 2009. He currently lives in Austin, Texas, and can be reached through his website, TuckerMax.com.

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  • ASIN ‏ : ‎ B00769T77U
  • Publisher ‏ : ‎ Blue Heeler Books (February 5, 2012)
  • Publication date ‏ : ‎ February 5, 2012
  • Language ‏ : ‎ English
  • File size ‏ : ‎ 5561 KB
  • Simultaneous device usage ‏ : ‎ Unlimited
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  • Word Wise ‏ : ‎ Enabled
  • Sticky notes ‏ : ‎ On Kindle Scribe
  • Print length ‏ : ‎ 414 pages
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Tucker Max is the co-founder of Scribe Media, a company that helps you write, publish, and market your book.

He's written four New York Times Best Sellers (three hit #1), which have sold over 4.5 million copies worldwide. He's credited with being the originator of the literary genre, “fratire,” and is only the third writer (after Malcolm Gladwell and Michael Lewis) to ever have three books on the New York Times Nonfiction Best Seller List at one time. He was nominated to the Time Magazine 100 Most Influential List in 2009.

He received his BA from the University of Chicago in 1998, and his JD from Duke Law School in 2001. He currently lives in Austin, Texas, with his wife Veronica and three children.

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anni3sthetic
5.0 out of 5 stars NSFW, obviously.
Reviewed in the United States on February 8, 2017
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The e-book is free, and hilarious! Considering the cover photo, that's the type of material you should expect. I live a pretty quiet, sheltered life..and I thought it was an entertaining read. It's full of raunchy material I would be embarrassed if my older adult family members realized what I was reading. Tucker Max isn't the type of person I would ever likely meet in my circles, so it was fun reading the crazy shenanigans he got into. I know I would have otherwise never normally thought to know anyone that existed to live such a lifestyle. Give it a try, you've got nothing to lose other then tears from laughter. And if it's not your cup of tea, eh well you'll move on and you can scratch this off your list. :)
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VisibleKitten
5.0 out of 5 stars Try this book because it is hilarious
Reviewed in the United States on June 17, 2014
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If you want to try Tucker Max's humor without reading all of his books you should read this. Reading Tucker Max's books are a great experience. Say what you want about his character and you can claim he is a sexist and anything else you want but I know plenty of people who borrowed his books from me (women included) who thought he had some of the funniest stories they had ever heard. Absolutely worth a read. He is a great author and I'm excited to see where he goes from here.
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Aaron R.
4.0 out of 5 stars Not Too Bad of a Conclusion To The Tucker Max Series
Reviewed in the United States on May 16, 2014
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Tucker is giving away this final installment for free as an ebook. While definitely not comparable in quality to his other books, he comes right out and explains why up front. It's got some fun little bits in it and it's definitely worth the download. Be a good sport and get his first three books first though since he's giving this one away. If you are stingy, at least pick up "I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell." Otherwise, you'll have no frame of reference for this book, and you'll be missing out on a book that I actually have to set down while reading to stop laughing long enough to keep going despite having read it multiple times. It's that funny.
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Sasha
3.0 out of 5 stars Not as Funny for Us "Seasoned" Readers, but a Good Introduction
Reviewed in the United States on March 4, 2012
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Sloppy Seconds proved to be a quick read, and took me a couple of hours to finish. This book is a bit shorter than his other works as well, so naturally it did not take me long to flip through. By now, I quite enjoy Tucker's narrative style... it's like talking to an old, hilarious friend that you find a bit ridiculous but are still fond of at the same time (against your better judgment, sometimes). I got some laughs out of it, but not as many as I used to. For this reason, I think that it was a good choice on Tucker's part to allow us to download this book for free. It's a bunch of leftover stories that's he's accumulated, not quite juicy enough for a full-on book, but not something you want to leave collecting dust on your hard drive, either.

As an "introductory" book, for those readers who have not yet encountered the writings of Tucker Max, this is a great way to test the waters and see if this type of humor is something you might be interested in reading. For someone who has read other, funnier works of Tucker's, however, this book is a bit tamer than some of his other fare.

I won't really go into details on this book because it's pretty much self-explanatory, par for the course Tucker Max humor at this point. As I've said countless times about Tucker's books, they are a certain kind of polarizing humor: either you'll find it somewhere on the spectrum between amusing and hilarious, or you'll think it's the most offensive, asinine poor excuse for literature that you've ever laid your hands on. Sometimes, you might even find that you're of both opinions. The point is, if you're looking for profundity, look elsewhere. If, however, you're searching for a funny, quick read that will make you think that The Hangover was an autobiography of Tucker Max, then this is the book for you.

Give it a try. If you don't like it, drop it. If you do and want more, go out and buy all the Tucker Max books. You won't be disappointed. And since it's free, what do you have to lose? Your time, maybe, but certainly not your money.
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AZN CUST NC
5.0 out of 5 stars Free is always a good thing if you can get past some of the subject matter this guy is really funny.
Reviewed in the United States on February 16, 2012
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Once I started reading this, I remembered seeing Tucker Max harassing the tent city at Duke. It was pure magic. I had to forgive his statements that North Carolians would not go to school there. We love Duke, but are overrun with very vocal UNC-CH fans.

I hope you are able to continue having fun and reporting on it for the rest of us. As long as your liver holds out, right? These are the antics of an intelligent person responding to a crazy world. Just make sure you are not the unarmed man in a battle of wit. This guy will slay you everytime.
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W. Crabtree
5.0 out of 5 stars Free, and worthy of it
Reviewed in the United States on February 14, 2012
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Let me start by saying, this is my first Tucker Max book.

I have to say I read this cover to cover in about 2 days. Great depth? No. Great introduction for a newbie? Yes. I personally had a few chuckles while reading this that made my wife look at me multiple times with a weird look on her face before she asked "what the h377 are you reading?!?".

It is childish material. It is very derogatory. However, it takes me away from my mundane office worker life for just a while to get a chuckle.

Pros:
Good intro to Tucker
Good gateway to his other books
Many laughs for me
Free!

Cons:
Only one part made me bored (last 'chapter')
Wish it was longer
It is childish and can be offensive (I would probably hate seeing the guy in person)
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G. G.
1.0 out of 5 stars Not Worth A Rating
Reviewed in Australia on March 15, 2023
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Not worth reading or a rating. Not surprising since it was free.
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Melanie Cole
5.0 out of 5 stars I hate to admit I love his books
Reviewed in Canada on October 6, 2014
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I hate to admit I love his books, but I do!! He is an incredibly talented writer, keeps me laughing and gasping page after page. I hope he comes out of writing retirement!!
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masterac
5.0 out of 5 stars aaa tucker
Reviewed in France on October 22, 2015
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j'ai découvert ce gars par hasard en lisant " i hope they serve beer in hell", mon père me l'avais acheté car il était sur la liste de livre du time.

résultât ? une tuerie, ce mec est un génie fou furieux, je me suis prix des fou rire monstrueux en le lisant, a telle point que...mon père en a acheté un deuxième pour lui

un conseil lisez d’ailleurs i hope they serve beer in hell en premier, mais surtout ne regarder pas le film, c'est null comparer au livre, car il on tenté de faire une histoire complète alors que c'est plein de mini histoire.

mais un conseil, lisez le, vous ne regretterez rien.
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mystisktysk
4.0 out of 5 stars Despite the fact that it's for free, it's good.
Reviewed in Germany on November 13, 2014
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If you liked Tucker Max's other books, you will like this one too (despite the fact that the content might be of slightly lower quality).
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Paul Hastings
5.0 out of 5 stars fun.
Reviewed in the United Kingdom on March 19, 2014
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Bugger.
Amazon seams to have set a minimum requirement for the amount of words we are meant to say.

For a product.

This product is good and words as stated.
Amazon I am pissed off by your amounts of words.

If I like a product and would recommend it , I do not need to be told to input another 10 words.
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